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The Dairy Cartel – Wisconsin Gangster Cow Mafia T-Shirt

$22

Color: Black

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In the Midwest, milk isn’t just a drink… it’s a business. 🐄🥛Meet The Dairy Cartel — three wild-eyed Holstein mob bosses running the underground milk trade straight out of Wisconsin’s dairyland. Rolling through the countryside in a vintage gangster car, these wiseguy cows are armed with tommy guns, flying milk bottles, and enough attitude to keep the whole farm in line.Blending classic 1920s mob movie vibes with hilarious farm humor, this design celebrates Wisconsin’s legendary dairy culture with a ridiculous twist. If you love cows, cheese, milk, or just a good Midwest joke, this shirt is the perfect way to show you know who really controls the dairy business.Because in Wisconsin…The Dairy Cartel always gets their cut.

100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

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