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Enter the Chicken Tote

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Enter the Chicken!When the barnyard dojo opens, the pecking order changes fast. This hilarious martial-arts parody features a skinny but fearless kung-fu chicken launching into an epic airborne split kick, blasting two opponents at the same time. Feathers fly, stars spin, and comic-book impact bursts shout “POW!” and “WHACK!” as the fight erupts in full kung-fu movie style.Perfect for martial arts fans, chicken lovers, and anyone who enjoys ridiculous farmyard humor. This design mixes classic kung-fu movie posters with cartoon chaos, making it a fun statement piece for t-shirts, hoodies, and stickers.Enter the coop… if you dare.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

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