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Chicken Matrix Long Sleeve T-Shirt

$25

Color: Heather

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What if the chosen one… came from the coop?In this hilarious action parody, a fearless martial arts chicken bends backward in an impossible slow-motion dodge while knives and throwing stars fly past in every direction. Inspired by classic kung-fu films and sci-fi action moments, this design captures the exact instant when the chicken realizes… he is the One.Feathers fly, weapons miss by inches, and the laws of physics take the day off. Whether you're a fan of martial arts movies, sci-fi action, or ridiculous animal humor, Chicken Matrix brings cinematic chaos straight to your t-shirt.Perfect for martial arts fans, movie lovers, gamers, and anyone who appreciates a good parody with serious attitude and barnyard energy.

100% cotton (Heather is a Cotton/ Poly blend). Pre-shrunk. Slightly heavier than our t-shirts but ideal for a long sleeve tee. Sized for men but can look great on women!

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