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Goosed Chicken! Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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Somebody made a terrible decision… and now the feathers are flying.“Goosed a Chicken!” captures the exact moment a chicken absolutely loses its mind. With feathers exploding everywhere, crazy bug-eyes, and wild scribble-style chaos bursting in every direction, this design perfectly captures barnyard panic at maximum volume.Drawn in a colorful messy doodle style, the chicken looks like it just got startled in the worst way possible and is about to unleash a full-blown feather storm. It’s weird, hilarious, and packed with chaotic energy — perfect for people who love ridiculous animal humor and offbeat farm comedy.Great for chicken lovers, backyard farmers, pranksters, and anyone who appreciates a good old-fashioned poultry meltdown.We

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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